Michelle is just your average, everyday, fun-loving, fuck-the-world type of girl. She's from Detroit, MI. She isn't conceited, though she does have every right to be. She’s a lover of shopping, profanity, kittens, makeup, the color green, instigating, pizza, and hot guys. Michelle is worshipped by most, loved by many, wanted by tons, and envied by plenty. She's not a lover nor a fighter... she's something completely different than anything ever known to man, something that can't even be described in words. Michelle is also a religion, a religion that says Michelle is god. The Michelle religion is the actual true religion, and once Michelle completes her notorious plot for world domination [[An ongoing project that is scheduled to be completed by 2009]], the Michelle religion will be the standard religion for all beings, living or dead, human or not. Although I’m 100% sure you’re already a Michelle worshipper, it is suggested that you join this fan club to let the world know just how much you truly love Michelle. To join, all you have to do is send your name, age, and state to Capricorn-09@hotmail.com and your name will be added to the Members list. If you wish to contact Michelle, feel free to email her at Capricorn-09@hotmail.com. Thank you and have a wonderful, Michelle-worshipping day. :)
Update;; 8/15/07:
Fan club stickers now come free when you order the Premium Membership Package. There are two membership packages available at this point in time: Basic and Premium. Both are free. Basic membership includes being featured on the Members page of this site and free downloadables (coming soon). Premium Membership includes being featured on the Members page, free downloadables, and free fan club stickers. Remember, all you have to do to become a member is send a message to Capricorn-09@hotmail.com. Once again, that's Capricorn-09@hotmail.com. Thank you and have a nice day.